Jess, 18, England.


Multi-fandom. Over-thinker. Sarcastic fucker. Marmite consumer. Aspired writer. Bullshit-talker.
Pretty sure those aren't good qualities.
Oh titties.

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

Source: goodbyemisery via olitwist

stridersknowbest:

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

Source: fleurbot via mishathemountain
Source: monodoh via i-will-walk
Source: unamusedsloth via shepardofthenormandy
Source: ForGIFs.com via piratesinthetardis

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

Source: typically-unique via shepardofthenormandy

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

Source: cumber-bitches via the-doct0rs-bowtie
Source: rachel-actually via itselementarymydearshakespeare

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

Source: intriguers via auto-latrist

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

Source: sergeantjerkbarnes via ishouldntbeallowedoutinpublic
Source: weheartit.com via basicallydean

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

Source: benedictedcumberbabeof221 via simonthetwelfth
Source: vulcsmash via thatsthat24
Source: petrovakathrine via sherlawk-stahp-it
Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours via thehogwartsstudent